Danny Floyd Makes Drag Queens Look Bad

Gray’s ultra-imaginative version of the story is that the cooler fell out of the vehicle as Wilde drove off. The bump on his head resulted from his falling out of the truck and striking his head on the flashlight which, I guess, was just lying there in the road waiting for his skull.Moss was taken to the hospital suffering from severe burns where police say he was last listed in critical condition. Unfortunately for Moss, the burns he suffered weren’t just external injuries.

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Juggalos Admit Guilt in Last Year’s Assault, Deemed a Gang by Courts

Houlemards teenage son and a friend were able to pull the boy to safety while Houlemard picked up the dog, slammed it to the ground and held it in a bear hug until Mastaler came out and put the dog back into the kennel.Seeing this happened in Rock Hill, SC I’m surprised the father of her two kids was actually in the home. However, seeing this happened in Rock Hill, SC, I’m not surprised that the woman with wet hair and smelling of piss had to specifically point out to police that she’d been urinated on.

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Man Previously Convicted Of Arson Now Facing Child Porn Charges

GMUNDEN, AUSTRIA After killing and dismembering his wife, an elderly man used her dismembered head as weight to drown himself.Winehouse has a pretty long history detailing her battles with drugs and alcohol, remaining cannon fodder for the tabloids for a pretty good run until Lindsay Lohan showed up. But her devoted fans had hoped for a comeback when Winehouse started her Back to Black tour after spending a week in rehab. Not surprisingly, it didn’t take. […]

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Man Pleads Guilty To Sexually Assaulting Teacher In Front Of First Grade Class

Not a lot of info on this, but the kid was apparently home for Christmas break, and after indulging in a bit of plant food, went berserk and stabbed his 46-year-old mother. That accomplished, he got busy on the family jewels.The judge explained his decision, saying he did not believe Schaffhausen could be rehabilitated and that it was his duty to protect the victim and the public. One life term would have meant he’d could be released in 20 years. By making the sentences consecutive instead of concurrent, he’s showing each child’s life was precious. […]

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Waffle House Waitress Serves A Plate of STFU

Assistant District Attorney Eric Hasselman said that, as part of the plea, the couple are ordered to follow an in-home safety plan set up by the Department of Human Services to ensure their other children’s safety.Prosecutors said the defendant also kicked in the bedroom door of a man who lived in the basement of the home and tried to shoot him – apparently because he rented from infidels(?).

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